Here are a collections of funny sayings coming out of our casa that I thought newer or expecting parents may get a kick out of. Enjoy 🙂
1) “Kiddo, that was absolutely hilarious… now never… ever… ever do that again. <– One of the most common Kelley sayings
2) “Ok boys, from now on, all pranks you want to pull on your older sister must first be approved by me. Granted, I will most likely say yes, but a few of the latest batch went too far.” <– Recent rule for boys
3) “Stop! You are not thinking right now…” <– Another one of the more common Kelley sayings along with the related preemptive versions: “Please think before you make your next move” and the often necessarily shorter “Think!”
4) “April Fools does not exist as a thing for you any more. And yes, I am serious… and yes, this is permanent. ” <– This one was actually to Trinity when she was around 13. I will have to post the full story one day. For now I will just say I feel bad for her first roommates once she moves out.
5) “Where are your clothes?!” <– Mostly when they are younger… mostly…
and finally… drum roll please…
6) “So wait… tell me again how this happened.”